10 Reasons "Florida Man" Is The Best Twitter Aggregator

Real-life headlines about the world’s worst superhero. This is why we can’t have nice things, Florida.

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Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://t.co/b4HkkssC

— _FloridaMan (@Florida Man)
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Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://t.co/65Df3GrC

— _FloridaMan (@Florida Man)
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Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://t.co/w8bc7Yit

— _FloridaMan (@Florida Man)
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Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://t.co/pAKduCfl

— _FloridaMan (@Florida Man)
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Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://t.co/2vNwdStf

— _FloridaMan (@Florida Man)

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