10 Reasons "Florida Man" Is The Best Twitter Aggregator

Real-life headlines about the world’s worst superhero.

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Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | bit.ly/oiVpS7

4:01 PM - 11 Feb 13

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Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | bit.ly/K2968B

2:01 PM - 11 Feb 13

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Florida Man Arrested For Spanking Police Horse | complex.com/city-guide/201…

8:01 PM - 11 Feb 13

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Florida Man Claims Deputies Arrested Him For Stealing His Own Jacket Back From Teen | newspr.es/156Pqd0

9:01 PM - 11 Feb 13

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Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | bit.ly/OZOguG

6:01 PM - 10 Feb 13

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Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | bit.ly/WZl59R

5:01 PM - 10 Feb 13

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Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | examiner.com/article/florid…

4:00 PM - 10 Feb 13

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Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | miamiherald.com/2012/10/17/305…

10:01 PM - 9 Feb 13

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Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | bit.ly/XisNyD

8:01 PM - 9 Feb 13

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Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | bit.ly/YDiBjq

4:01 PM - 9 Feb 13

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