10 Reasons "Florida Man" Is The Best Twitter Aggregator

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Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | bit.ly/oiVpS7" target="_blank">http://t.co/omqOoSNv">bit.ly/oiVpS7

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Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | bit.ly/K2968B" target="_blank">http://t.co/Lf1INZSE">bit.ly/K2968B

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Florida Man Arrested For Spanking Police Horse | complex.com/city-guide/201…" target="_blank">http://t.co/K9YQAVJE">complex.com/city-guide/201…

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Florida Man Claims Deputies Arrested Him For Stealing His Own Jacket Back From Teen | newspr.es/156Pqd0" target="_blank">http://t.co/BGoocqeI">newspr.es/156Pqd0

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Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | bit.ly/OZOguG" target="_blank">http://t.co/d8ftxux4">bit.ly/OZOguG

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Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | bit.ly/WZl59R" target="_blank">http://t.co/b4HkkssC">bit.ly/WZl59R

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Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | examiner.com/article/florid…" target="_blank">http://t.co/65Df3GrC">examiner.com/article/florid…

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Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | miamiherald.com/2012/10/17/305…" target="_blank">http://t.co/w8bc7Yit">miamiherald.com/2012/10/17/305…

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Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | bit.ly/XisNyD" target="_blank">http://t.co/pAKduCfl">bit.ly/XisNyD

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Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | bit.ly/YDiBjq" target="_blank">http://t.co/2vNwdStf">bit.ly/YDiBjq

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