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10 Reasons "Florida Man" Is The Best Twitter Aggregator

Real-life headlines about the world’s worst superhero. This is why we can’t have nice things, Florida.

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Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | http://t.co/omqOoSNv— Florida Man

2.

Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | http://t.co/Lf1INZSE— Florida Man

3.

Florida Man Arrested For Spanking Police Horse | http://t.co/K9YQAVJE— Florida Man

4.

Florida Man Claims Deputies Arrested Him For Stealing His Own Jacket Back From Teen | http://t.co/BGoocqeI— Florida Man

5.

Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | http://t.co/d8ftxux4— Florida Man

6.

Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://t.co/b4HkkssC

— _FloridaMan (@Florida Man)

Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://t.co/b4HkkssC— Florida Man

7.

Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://t.co/65Df3GrC

— _FloridaMan (@Florida Man)

Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://t.co/65Df3GrC— Florida Man

8.

Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://t.co/w8bc7Yit

— _FloridaMan (@Florida Man)

Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://t.co/w8bc7Yit— Florida Man

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Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://t.co/pAKduCfl

— _FloridaMan (@Florida Man)

Florida Man’s Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://t.co/pAKduCfl— Florida Man

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Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://t.co/2vNwdStf

— _FloridaMan (@Florida Man)

Florida Man Disguises Himself As ‘The Sun’, Steals Logo Towel | http://t.co/2vNwdStf— Florida Man

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