Extremely Questionable "Pencil Case"

    Someone at Square Enix has a dirty mind. I defy you tell me you'd first assume this was for pencils.

    In case you aren't familiar, this little blue guy is from the Dragon Quest series of role-playing games.

    Square Enix doesn't ship these adorable fleshlight holders plush pencil cases until September, so pre-order fast before they figure out their horrible mistake.