1. Captain Hook, what a talented mouth you have.
6. No, we’re good just standing here. Keep going Chris.
7. That scarf looks hot, you should take it off in the bedroom.
13. Kevin Tran obviously took Advanced Placement in Sexy.
14. …sorry just drowned in the intensity of this gaze.
15. Dammit Tom! Get out of this li….wait, what was I saying?
20. *Stares unblinking for three minutes* Okay but this is the last time!
23. Cigarettes might kill but we’ll be long dead from his sexy stare.
24. Mark Ruffalo put that book down and take those pants off.
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