2. If you think this running after you isn’t scary, you’re a liar.
3. Make sure you limber up before wiping humanity from the face of the Earth.
4. Without wasteland serial killer clothes, it’s slightly less menacing.
5. To recap: Gas masks make everything 600% scarier.
- Republican John Kasich and Democrat Bernie Sanders won the first votes of the New Hampshire presidential primary. Polls close at 7 p.m. ET 🇺🇸
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- The Pentagon has confirmed that North Korea successfully launched a satellite into orbit on Sunday night.