1. Owls are basically cell phones that poop and bite.
2. A smorgasbord of sassy texts from The Avengers.
3. Everyone's favorite nearly immortal Torchwood agent.
4. Disney Princesses like you've never seen them before.
5. And the gentlemen of Disney too.
6. The cast of Pacific Rim has to pass the time somehow.
7. Firefly texts to make you laugh and cry.
8. An approximation of drunk texts from the young Justice League.
9. Even in the future, drunk texts reign supreme.
10. Cell phones don't exist in Westeros but imagine if they did.
11. Even the greatest detectives make mistakes.
12. You know Mulder and Scully were drunk sexting.
13. The Winchester clan and all their friends...and enemies.
14. Let's be real: As soon as Ichabod figures out QWERTY they'll never stop him.
15. Even after the Mushroom Wars, nothing changes human nature.
16. Good evening, drunk texts of Night Vale.
17. Fairy tales aren't family friendly.
18. Luckily when you reboot Hannibal to modern day, you get cell phones.
19. Abs. Abs. Abs. Teen Wolf in a nutshell.
20. Even posh British aristocracy have needs.
