Alan Rickman is hot.

I read this in your voice, it made me sadder.

way to break character alan. 10 points from slytherin.

this almost made me cry.

By the hammer of Grabthar, that was classy.

Can we please have a “Tearjerker” button in the shape of a blue droplet? THAT'S the button I want to push!

A.K.A. Hermione grew some boobies, Weasley got to bang those boobies and that blasted Potter went on to perform naked with a horse.

yipee ki yay motherfuck

Tears.
Fucking brilliant, I say.

So sweet..

And suddenly my own childhood passed before my eyes… Thanks, Hans Gruber.

goodbye hans…

I'm not even a big Harry Potter fan but this is very touching.

I can hear his voice whilst reading this.

P.S. Don't forget that turtle joke for the party.

By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!

Way to make me tear up, Alan Rickman!