Posted on Oct 15, 2013

21 Feuds That Will Never Die

Peace is not an option.

by Donna Dickens

BuzzFeed Staff

Should galaxies be long ago and far away or the final frontier?

How do you prefer your inevitable death? Slow and steady or fast and deadly?

Because everyone loves Nintendo. Basically do you want to play Halo 3 or The Last Of Us?

Which collection of superheroes is the superior fighting force?

Basically do you want your Sailor Scouts to be cousins or lesbian lovers?

And no, Twilight and Teen Wolf don't count. We're talking monsters, not masturbation material.

The girl next door or the poor little rich girl? Or dark horse Cheryl if you're into redhead-on-redhead action.

"Guys they're just phones. Everyone calm down," said no one ever.

Which management style is better for Starfleet? The "Sex with everything" or the "Never break the Prime Directive...except now"?

One gets wenches, the other gets pizza. Love of ships or showers is the deciding factor.

Pick your poison: murderous far-future cyborg or murderous near-future cyborg?

Do you prefer to be an elitist snob or a technology bumpkin? Sorry, those are your only options.

Dying in the line of fire is more an art than a science.

OK so it's really alien vs. alien but not all extraterrestrials are created equally.

There are those who prefer their villains as androgynous wizards and those that prefer Tim Curry.

Always shoot first and ask questions later. But do you prefer your space westerns with light speed or rapier wit?

We all consume unhealthy amounts of media, but our drugs of choice vary.

Will you speak "friend" and enter or choose to learn Parseltongue instead?

For a shy science geek, Peter Parker sure attracts a high caliber of love interest.

The most controversial thing about rebooting a future where robots kill all humans — causing us to flee the planet — was gender-bending the hot shot pilot.

Scarves or Chuck Taylors? Velvet smoking jackets or bow ties? Choose your cosplay.

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