1. Star Trek vs. Star Wars
Should galaxies be long ago and far away or the final frontier?
2. Shamblers vs. Rage Zombies
How do you prefer your inevitable death? Slow and steady or fast and deadly?
3. Xbox vs. Playstation
Because everyone loves Nintendo. Basically do you want to play Halo 3 or The Last Of Us?
4. DC vs. Marvel
Which collection of superheroes is the superior fighting force?
5. Subtitles vs. English Translation
Basically do you want your Sailor Scouts to be cousins or lesbian lovers?
6. Vampires vs. Werewolves
And no, Twilight and Teen Wolf don’t count. We’re talking monsters, not masturbation material.
7. Betty vs. Veronica
The girl next door or the poor little rich girl? Or dark horse Cheryl if you’re into redhead-on-redhead action.
8. Android vs. iPhone
“Guys they’re just phones. Everyone calm down,” said no one ever.
9. Kirk vs. Picard
Which management style is better for Starfleet? The “Sex with everything” or the “Never break the Prime Directive…except now”?
10. Pirates vs. Ninjas
One gets wenches, the other gets pizza. Love of ships or showers is the deciding factor.
11. Terminator vs. Robocop
Pick your poison: murderous far-future cyborg or murderous near-future cyborg?
12. Mac vs. PC
Do you prefer to be an elitist snob or a technology bumpkin? Sorry, those are your only options.
13. Red Shirts vs. Stormtroopers
Dying in the line of fire is more an art than a science.
14. Alien vs. Predator
OK so it’s really alien vs. alien but not all extraterrestrials are created equally.
15. Labyrinth vs. Legend
There are those who prefer their villains as androgynous wizards and those that prefer Tim Curry.
16. Han Solo vs. Malcolm Reynolds
Always shoot first and ask questions later. But do you prefer your space westerns with light speed or rapier wit?
17. Book vs. Movie
We all consume unhealthy amounts of media, but our drugs of choice vary.
18. Harry Potter vs. Lord Of The Rings
Will you speak “friend” and enter or choose to learn Parseltongue instead?
19. Gwen Stacy vs. Mary Jane
For a shy science geek, Peter Parker sure attracts a high caliber of love interest.
20. Starbuck vs. Starbuck
The most controversial thing about rebooting a future where robots kill all humans — causing us to flee the planet — was gender-bending the hot shot pilot.
21. Classic Who vs. New Who
Scarves or Chuck Taylors? Velvet smoking jackets or bow ties? Choose your cosplay.