20 Examples That Spencer’s Gifts Hates Women

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20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts Hates...
Donna Dickens

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    • Viviaan   20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ...  about 16 hours ago
    • danae2 thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Ew, Trashy & LOL  about 6 days ago
    • mintybliss   20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... and thinks it’s Ew & Trashy  about a week ago
    • jessicabaumm thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Fail, Ew & Trashy  about a week ago
    • miranda_sez thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Ew & Trashy  about 3 weeks ago
    • jessiek4 thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Fail, WTF & Trashy  about a month ago
    • matthh7   20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ...  about a month ago
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    • taymcmac thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Ew & Trashy  about a month ago
    • Maddie Finley   20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ...  about a month ago
    • caitlol thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is LOL  about a month ago
    • hannahrufiop thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is WTF  about a month ago
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    • jessicaj12   20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... and thinks it’s Fail  about a month ago
    • Vsnyder29 a month ago

      Horrible!!!!! But I have to admit the one about pussy being the most expensive meal you’ll eat made me LOL!!!

    • Vsnyder29 thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Fail  about a month ago
    • kaylaspencer700 thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Trashy  about 2 months ago
    • StacieSkelley thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is WTF  about 2 months ago
    • Calliope   20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ...  about 2 months ago
    • chrisawash   20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... and thinks it’s Ew & Trashy  about 2 months ago
    • egc0328 thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Trashy & Fail  about 2 months ago
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    • BrittyJo thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Fail  about 2 months ago
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    • socksandshoes thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is WTF  about 2 months ago
    • zeezeeb thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Fail & Trashy  about 2 months ago
    • nickyfrank thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Trashy & Old  about 2 months ago
    • aprild3   20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ...  about 2 months ago
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    • JennEfer thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Fail, Trashy & WTF  about 3 months ago
    • sarahp36 thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
    • megand14 thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is WTF  about 3 months ago
    • caitlynpaige16 3 months ago

      Calm your tits, ladies. I’m a girl and I think they’re funny. Take a joke.

    • suemacdonaldk thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Ew  about 3 months ago
    • ladysam thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Ew  about 3 months ago
    • mnip   20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... and thinks it’s Fail  about 3 months ago
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    • Harrold the Flying Sheep thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is WTF  about 3 months ago
    • jsscak thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Ew & Trashy  about 3 months ago
    • Sable Guttman thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is WTF, Fail & Ew  about 3 months ago
    • evand7 3 months ago

      Pretty simple. Nice guy vs asshole vs women vs bitches debate.
      To clarify, I am not a nice guy who deserves shit, I’m an asshole and just willing enough to deal with some shit. Nice guys can be either genuinely caring people, who for lack of other experiences are completely inept in human relations. Why? because they operate on the assumption that human emotions are genuine, logical, and simple. They assume that because they are good, they will be loved and appreciated, as it would be in a just and fair world. Idiots. However, what people often overlook is that after the 100th time of being shit on by everyone, particularly women, these less-than-alpha-steller specimens kinda start to think that it’s your problem that you don’t date a man who will treat you with respect. Nice guys can also be bastards who think that they are nice because they don’t talk or look like douchebags. However they do fit into the “if I’m nice to you, you’re a dumb cunt for not desiring me.” and I’ll admit, in a certain way they are right. Prove that it is not at least somewhat stupid to prefer being mistreated. But whatever, they are self-entitled casanova wannabes and can have a very nasty internal thought system. There are nice guys who are actually regular, middle of the road joes who’ve been forced into the role because: A) Girls don’t date them, why? Women are rather a diverse group, so I can’t answer that. B) They’re weak in some respect, and that has been drilled into them from day one. C) Parents, some cliche domineering mother and absent father figure can make for one hell of a asskisser. That’s when you get the guys who treat women super great, put them on a pedastel, and look up their skirt. D) Bullies, destroyed their self esteem. Basically, the regular guys who are ‘nice guys’ could do great, buuuut they’re not going to get a chance early. When they do get a chance and get thier first girlfriend in their 20’s well… It is bad, not because they are bad. Think of your first relationship, how stupid and inept was it? Pretty bad eh? Well imagine a 22 year old, with the relationship skills of a 14 year old, with an adult’s perspective, life, and stubborness. Yeah, bad. Because they didn’t get a chance earlier to practice not being a moron. Unfortunately, being their first real relationship… Well, they’re gonna cling because they might not get another chance! Women do this one as well. Now… There are others. But generally there are truly nice guys, bastards who mistake not looking like a douche for being nice, and average guys who got crushed by the world when they were six years old. However, in the end there is one big ol’ principle that screws everyone over: Women, the complicated relationship with the mother, the distorted boundries with their father, abusive boyfriend, culture, stupid girlfriends, society’s lack of pressure to succeed-learn-or do anything, and a bunch of stupid shit… And well… Many women have no self esteem, which means HUGE defensive barriers that are actually hollow. Which means no true justification for internal decisions, which means externalizing, artificial justification, and the search for recursive comfort from a parental-like source. Well, well, so, she’ll crave being abused, literally, it’s so familiar, it’s her comfort zone, it’s like her parents, it’s like everyone in her life and all the media she’s been shown. She thinks she’s dirt and deserves it anyways. And besides, she can finally rationalize earlier abuses by blaming him, but she loves him, he’s too strong, she’s too weak, she doesn’t know why, but the truth is she sleeps with bad guys because she wants to be mistreated, like she thinks that she deserves, it’s what he wants, what she’s used to, she likes sex, and besides, at least she’s getting attention without having to touch upon the awkward truth… She doesn’t know how to love, because she doesn’t love herself. She’s got so many walls up that anybody who even SEEMS like he truly cares for her makes her feel threatened. Women like that are so vulnerable, but they put themselves in situations where that is exploited, because you gotta remember, they think they are shit and they deserve it. And nothing you can do, or all the nice things you say will fix that. So here’s where guys like me fit in. I’m not saying take advantage of it, quite the opposite. I say work on yourself mr. nice guy, build your own TRUE self-esteem, knowing that no one and nothing can decrease your worth as a person, and that everyone else is equally valuable in different ways. Don’t GIVE A SHIT about anyone before you actually know them. Stop putting yourself out there like a horny dog and being surprised that some woman shakes you off her leg. Nothing is entitled except your dignity to yourself. This goes for women as well.
      When you find a woman who is healthy and good, well, GOOD.
      If you find damaged women, regardless of relationship, don’t tell them so many nice things, because they think you’re either a liar, an emotional threat, or become dependant on you and then you’re an abuser.
      Instead, let her know her own strength, you’d be surprised how rational and philosophical women can be, it’s just that nobody asks their logical opinion. They’ll listen, and you’ll have to be extremely strong (Because you’re digging up craziness and old abuse!), but over years they’ll become healthier minded.
      And they probably still won’t date you, but they’ll respect you.
      If you want a date, a woman will let you know if she’s interested.
      If you want relationships, well, stop hunting for them, or praying for them. Just go out, DO THINGS, meet people, and it’ll be a lot simpler to find someone that you truly like, not just SOMEONE. In any case, be happy with yourself, you don’t need a man or a woman to be complete or happy, fufilled or strong. Be YOU, and maybe you’ll find the love of your life. Showers help.

    • LB thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Trashy & WTF  about 3 months ago
    • Amy Rose Spiegel thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Ew  about 3 months ago
    • ZoeDavidson thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is WTF  about 3 months ago
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    • jessicat5 thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Trashy & Fail  about 3 months ago
    • LetMeLogin thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Old  about 3 months ago
    • janeller2 thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Trashy  about 3 months ago
    • michalakathleen thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Ew, Fail & Trashy  about 3 months ago
    • thecapedcrusader thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is WTF, Ew & Trashy  about 3 months ago
    • jessibella thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Fail & WTF  about 3 months ago
    • Jan D. thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Ew  about 3 months ago
    • Stacie2Wheeler 3 months ago

      Oddly enough, the one’s that buy these shirts are the one’s not getting laid. Hmmmm….

    • O   20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... and thinks it’s WTF, OMG & Fail  about 3 months ago
    • Ochi 3 months ago

      WOW these shirts are disgusting!!!! I am never shopping there.

    • zJill thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
    • taylorhb thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
    • elliejimenezs thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Ew & WTF  about 3 months ago
    • Nicole Deck thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is WTF  about 3 months ago
    • SugarCupcake21 thinks 20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts ... is Ew  about 3 months ago
    • karenf17 3 months ago

      The guys that wear these shirts are the ones that are guests on The Jerry Springer Show

    • noellejb 3 months ago

      What are we betting that a lot of them are like, “I’m SUCH a NICE GUY, tho! Why don’t chicks like NICE GUYS?”

    • tiffanil 4 months ago

      Only losers buy this shit

    • eulal 4 months ago

      If I saw someone wearing one of these, I would just laugh in their face. It’s just so, so pathetic.
      ‘Guys, look! Look! I can be funny! These jokes are beyond shit, ancient and disgustingly offensive, but hey! I’ll still get the bitches, right?!…Guys…?’

    • EmHen522 4 months ago

      And then they wonder why they can’t get laid…oy

    • stuartb8 4 months ago

      Spencer Gifts. For the man who’s perpetually moments away from murdering a prostitute.

    • tabbycat 4 months ago

      Wow… is this what our world has come to? >:|

    • Rebecca46and2 5 months ago

      I think I would really hurt any guy I saw wearing this shit

    • Megan P. 5 months ago

      I mean, REALLY???

    • leahg10 5 months ago

      You know…I wonder if these men use the term ‘friend zone’ a lot.

    • HMD 5 months ago

      It’s not like how most of men treat women in this country anyways. Fail on cultural and mentality level.

    • jayjayc 5 months ago

      Its funny how there are women out here that things this is hilarious?!! … just goes on to show how deeply rooted rape culture is… I’m sure there are similar t-shirts or gag-shirts that women wear mostly in response to such god awful ones likes these… either way both are in bad taste. Mostly i cant help notice that these gag-shirts are far much worse and raging misogyny. As another person here suggested as man i know that majority of men wouldn’t be nearly as offended as women would be.
      Misogyny is in fact deeply rooted in our history and continues to plague today’s society owing to the rape culture & porn culture we face today. Seems like its all spiraling out of control.

    • prilaaaah 5 months ago

      Whoa whoa whoa.. Spencer’s is still relevant?! Who’da thought.

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