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The Douche Awards

Finally, someone created an awards show specifically for Bret Michaels.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
The Douche Awards
DOG AND PONY SHOW

Yesterday, DIY rockstars Patent Pending released the first music video from "Second Family," the band's most recent album (which was funded entirely on Kickstarter)

The video for the lead single Douchebag, takes us to The Douche Awards, where overall douchiness is judged and celebrated.

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  • harrisonp thinks The Douche Awards is LOL  about 2 months ago
  • a4ashley   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Fail & Ew  about 2 months ago
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  • shannonh9   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s LOL & Win  about 2 months ago
  • Garfunkel and Oates did it better.

    glenchilada
    2 months ago
  • nat82 thinks The Douche Awards is Cute & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • KevinWilliams thinks The Douche Awards is Win  about 2 months ago
  • miny thinks The Douche Awards is LOL  about 2 months ago
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  • julier6   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Win & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • matthewb35 thinks The Douche Awards is Win & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • It begs to be mentioned that the lead singer probably spent more time putting retarded leopard spots in his hair as any of the alleged douches spent gelling theirs.

    suspirio
    2 months ago
  • eisemann thinks The Douche Awards is Win  about 2 months ago
  • christianr6   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Win & LOL  about 2 months ago
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  • stacyl3 thinks The Douche Awards is LOL  about 2 months ago
  • Drew C.   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 months ago
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  • erinm25 thinks The Douche Awards is LOL  about 2 months ago
  • benr11   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Win & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • marcg4 thinks The Douche Awards is LOL  about 2 months ago
  • saw these guys at warped tour like 4 years ago on the tiny stage that nobody usually watches. i feel cool now that i watched lol.

    Anchellada
    2 months ago
  • GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I WATCH!

    danaface
    2 months ago
  • danaface   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Dios MiO, Win & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • bennyj thinks The Douche Awards is Win  about 2 months ago
  • shell52383   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Win & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • lisaf9   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Win  about 2 months ago
  • These guys have worked hard over the years and it pains me to know that autotuned assholes with no talent still make millions of dollars while honest and hardworking bands like this get side-sweeped. I support them 100% and have for the past five years! I know pop-punk gets a bad rep (don't know why, but it is what it is) but I can honestly say they have more talent than a LOT of famous musicians. And they're hilarious. :) What's not to like?

    Ana Brown
    2 months ago
  • breezeh   The Douche Awards  about 2 months ago
  • keightys   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Win  about 2 months ago
  • gustave schnapp thinks The Douche Awards is Fail  about 2 months ago
  • beefman   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Dios MiO, Win & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • this is the best!

    beefman
    2 months ago
  • dude i'm not your bro!

    tbones
    2 months ago
  • tbones   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Dios MiO, Win & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • skysthel   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Win, Dios MiO & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • travism13 thinks The Douche Awards is LOL & Dios MiO  about 2 months ago
  • jeffg15 thinks The Douche Awards is Win & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • The Douche Awards was rebuzzed by fakeblonde6996  about 2 months ago
  • TxBlackLabel   The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Cute & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • LegendOfBacon thinks The Douche Awards is LOL  about 2 months ago
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  • nicolecohenmarkc thinks The Douche Awards is Dios MiO & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • whodaman538   The Douche Awards  about 2 months ago
  • trijyas thinks The Douche Awards is Geeky  about 2 months ago
  • OMFG It's like everyone knows someone exactly like that bro!

    TebowFan69
    2 months ago
  • TebowFan69 thinks The Douche Awards is Dios MiO, Win & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • DaniMarie thinks The Douche Awards is LOL  about 2 months ago
  • patrickh13 thinks The Douche Awards is Win  about 2 months ago
  • The bass player is a hawtttttt!

    fakeblonde6996
    2 months ago
  • this band, this song and this video are perfect.

    kshanahanx
    2 months ago
  • ugh, couldn't make it more than 15 seconds into the song.

    sharkfighter
    2 months ago
  • Douche may be the new hipster. Everybody's one and nobody's one.

    oOo
    2 months ago
  • heard one of their songs on the real world last night, should have been douchebag for characters on the show.

    phantomplanet67
    2 months ago
  • god damn this song is awful

    weeddad69
    2 months ago
  • Can't stop laughing at the dude i'm not your bro line LoL

    darkknightwuzrad1
    2 months ago
  • These guys should tour with My Chemical Romance and Blink 182. I went to that tour at Hershey Park and this would have been a great opening band for it.

    darkknightwuzrad1
    2 months ago
  • Dude, I'm not your bro.

    David D.
    2 months ago
  • EPIC!

    Tresoro
    2 months ago
  • Saw these guys at Warped Tour. Hardest working dudes out there. congrats on the success.

    veggiefan22
    2 months ago
  • I usually HATE pop-punk, but this is too funny. Kind of describes every single person in this apartment building. (filed under: guilty pleasures)

    musicsnob1988
    2 months ago

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