The Douche Awards
Finally, someone created an awards show specifically for Bret Michaels.
Yesterday, DIY rockstars Patent Pending released the first music video from "Second Family," the band's most recent album (which was funded entirely on Kickstarter)
The video for the lead single Douchebag, takes us to The Douche Awards, where overall douchiness is judged and celebrated.
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Garfunkel and Oates did it better.
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It begs to be mentioned that the lead singer probably spent more time putting retarded leopard spots in his hair as any of the alleged douches spent gelling theirs.
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saw these guys at warped tour like 4 years ago on the tiny stage that nobody usually watches. i feel cool now that i watched lol.
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GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I WATCH!
- danaface The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Dios MiO, Win & LOL
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These guys have worked hard over the years and it pains me to know that autotuned assholes with no talent still make millions of dollars while honest and hardworking bands like this get side-sweeped. I support them 100% and have for the past five years! I know pop-punk gets a bad rep (don't know why, but it is what it is) but I can honestly say they have more talent than a LOT of famous musicians. And they're hilarious. :) What's not to like?
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- beefman The Douche Awards and thinks it’s Dios MiO, Win & LOL
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this is the best!
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dude i'm not your bro!
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OMFG It's like everyone knows someone exactly like that bro!
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The bass player is a hawtttttt!
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this band, this song and this video are perfect.
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ugh, couldn't make it more than 15 seconds into the song.
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Douche may be the new hipster. Everybody's one and nobody's one.
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heard one of their songs on the real world last night, should have been douchebag for characters on the show.
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god damn this song is awful
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Can't stop laughing at the dude i'm not your bro line LoL
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These guys should tour with My Chemical Romance and Blink 182. I went to that tour at Hershey Park and this would have been a great opening band for it.
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Dude, I'm not your bro.
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EPIC!
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Saw these guys at Warped Tour. Hardest working dudes out there. congrats on the success.
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I usually HATE pop-punk, but this is too funny. Kind of describes every single person in this apartment building. (filed under: guilty pleasures)































