They choose to scare you with the doughnuts and pizza and onion bahji [whatever that is] and other snack food items, but I could have easily arrived at the same calorie count with a cup of dried apricots, a medium avocado and a banana.

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that onion bhaji looks sick.

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thanks for clearing the jaffa cake question before i even asked. btw been to jaffa many times, got great humus and a few good restaurants - never saw no jaffa cakes. now bakllawa and knafe i a different story

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Jaffa cakes biscuit's with jam covered in chocolate, much like Pim's easily found here in the states. They are delicious, and go very well with a double measure spirit and an alcopop.

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Who ever knew you could get such a well rounded meal - pizza, a hamburger, a donut, an onion bhaji, and a jaffa cake! - from a bunch of liquor, amirite??

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Whatever it is, Sarah, I apparently ate 3. Neat.

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Apparently all calories are not equal , so there's at least a vague science behind pretending/believing that calories you drink don't count. Which is what I do.

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No wonder I'm so goddamn huge.

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I need a British-to-American translator. WTF is a “jaffa cake”?

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