That lil' heifer's goin' back to the farm!
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Politics Buzz CBS News: Police sources are saying that “a campaign worker has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter ‘B’ in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.” The story broke in the press two days ago and was all over the news, but police said there were inconsistencies with her story. She has since confessed that it was a total lie, and is facing charges.
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That lil' heifer's goin' back to the farm!
FatHead Keith: Reporters Contradict McCain Camp's Role In 'B' Hoax
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From the get-go, the crime she described was epic in it's cheesiness: 1) A politically useful “big, scary black man” held her up for 2) an amount she couldn't recall, then 3) became enraged when he saw her bumper sticker. (She walked him to her car?) then 4) he immobilized her (no wilting violet, this hefty she-beast) while 5) she calmly allowed him to cut 6) a calmly-composed complete B 7) backwards (wtf?) on her face with apparently 8) a dull nailfile; while the perp (politically useful) again 9) makes the pretext of the crime overt by saying “I'm going to show you what we do to McCain voters” Oh for f*ck's sake honey, get back on your meds, and buy yourself the biggest diesel-powered vibrator you can find! Although a massive victory Nov 4th is virtually assured, I don't even care if we Dems win. It's been so useful having these wretched conservative asses expose themselves for the desperate morons they are, and parade all this evidence of their “superior morality.” Kind of funny that someone so conservative lies so liberally…
Ashley Todd's Perp Walk for McCain. Joe the Plumber, meet Ashley the Race Baiter
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Wonkette reveals Ashley Todd was formerly a Ron Paul supporter!!
Ashley takes her perp walk for the cameras.
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Maybe she was disappointed about the Sox not making it to the world series?
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I get the outrage and the schadenfreude, but geez I feel sorry for this girl. Being crazy is tough, and being crazy in a cry-for-attention way is sadly quite common, but having that blow up into sudden intense national scrutiny must hit like a ton of bricks.
I'm impressed that yesterday upon seeing the story here, I immediately thought “that B is backwards…this bitch did it in the mirror!” I feel so validated right now. Thank you, rest of the world.
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