I live in Tempe, about 10 miles south of Scottsdale. I've lived here long enough to come across my share of rattlesnakes, scorpions, and other various things worth avoiding. About 2 months ago I came within five feet of a rattlesnake on a trail run in the east valley. It lashed out at me and started doing it rattling thing, just like in the video. Last Sunday night I killed a three inch long Scorpion in my friends' apartment in South Scottdale. It's a different world out here in the desert.
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David is some guy who studied English in college but likes to learn about just about everything. Current interests include beards, gnocchi, humus, sustainable things, and snarkyisms.
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Man, one of those backup singers couldn't sing an on-pitch note to save his life. And the kid wasn't that much better for that matter. Sounds like the son of Daughtry. And if there's one Daughtry, that's plenty. We certainly don't need more of his kind.
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“cross-dressing”?
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Nerdy kids make nerdy marriages make nerdy babies…who become nerdy kids.
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There ain't no cure for plain dumb stupidity.
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“Download Limit Reached” NOOOOOO!!!!!
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Man, Bristol's such a good role model/advocate for that thing she didn't do.
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EYEBLEACH! I NEED IT.
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Response to Glen Urquhart, Delaware Republican Of The Day:
This dude is such a tool. Jefferson's letter most certainly DOES include the exact phrase: “wall of separation between church and state.” Letter here: http://www.usconstitution.net/jeffwall.html
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I loved the dog's english accent.
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Response to Shia LaBoeuf Is An Immortal Shapeshifting Clone:
Nope, he's just jewish.
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classy,
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Response to Bringing A Knife To A Gun Fight:
Uhh…that was pretty predictable. Run at a cop with a knife, you deserve to be shot.
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i can't wait to see another immenently forgettable film such as this…
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“Will This Go Viral?” Nope.
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Am I the only one that read this on Reddit about 6 hours ago?
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If this is real, this is epic.
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THIS is the talking goat. Yours is an imposter!
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Jim Gaffigan? Are you Satan?
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