So your list was satirical then? In all seriousness, I'm asking. And what was the cartoon joke, I missed it?

Hey Jordan! Thanks for once again showing perspective and general goodwill when commenting at BuzzFeed! You're really demonstrating your ability to make friends! I'm also so glad that you took this list so seriously, especially the part about outrage, because movie contests really are worthy of actual anger and vitriol. There is certainly no room in them for a joke about cartoon movies, either. All in all, you're right on target. I'm embarrassed to be me!