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    11 Reasons You Need A Divorce Registry More Than A Wedding Registry

    You think you need help when you get married? Imagine the help you'll need after family court takes you to the cleaners! See how family court needs to be reformed in Divorce Corp, opening in 35 cities January 10th!

    1. You can't split a couch, Vitamix, or grill in half.

    2. Your house, everything inside & anything parked in the garage is up for grabs.

    3. In Family Court, if you can't afford an attorney, one will not be provided for you.

    4. After the split, you'll need a vacation way more than you needed a honeymoon.

    5. You are no longer eligible for the family plan with your cell phone.

    6. If your divorce is contested, the average cost is $50k.

    7. Say goodbye to your tax incentives.

    8. You need new everything. Either you lost it in the split, or you don't want to be reminded of your Ex every time you go for a beach towel or china set.

    9. You're thrust back into the dating world - which isn't cheap or fun.

    10. The resale value on your wedding ring depreciates more than a car.

    11. Your photo frames will need updating. All of them.

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