This is a travesty of a competition, a farce!

Mae Capone, widow of Al Capone, i.e., I was awesome.

I wonder if that room in Westgate is still available.

I demand Swedish Chef.

Was that “Meh, nyeh, I didn’t want that”?

I was hoping for Rich Girl. :(

Dissatisfying. Because it’s not set to Nelly Furtado’s “I’m Like A Bird”.

Once again, turtlefeed amazes.

And St. Louis is a…um…progressive…ish city. Hopefully we don’t encourage him over here, either.

Took me a second. Nice.

Tapir chow nothing. :/

Well, I want Mitt Romney to disappear, so it’s a wash.

I’m dissatisfied with the amount of aboveground woody biomass in my area.
I mean…wait…

IT PUTS THE JELLY ON THE SANDWICH.

As a Missourian, I can assure you that Missouri is indeed an awesome adventureland.

I’ll be dissatisfied in myself if I can’t make those rainbow jellos in the first picture, they’re my favorite.

I’ve gotten people to say “Heineken” so many times just so I can do this.

Will you be reporting on Mitch McConnell, turtlefeed?

Ah, I was wondering what happened to Mr. Jed Oliver.