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What can I say? My snout is prehensile, but it could be more prehensile. I'm generally shy, but I do bite when scared—not adequately hard, though. In Japanese folklore, I can eat people's dreams. They are seldom delicious enough.
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Response to Amazing Muppet Fairy Tale Concepts:
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Response to Pudge Isn't Very Playful:
Was that “Meh, nyeh, I didn't want that”?
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Response to Baby Pygmy Goats Dancing To Hall & Oates:
I was hoping for Rich Girl. :(
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Response to OMG! This Guy Can Fly Like A Bird:
Dissatisfying. Because it's not set to Nelly Furtado's “I'm Like A Bird”.
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Once again, turtlefeed amazes.
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Response to DAMMIT! Something told me not to come back to…:
And St. Louis is a…um…progressive…ish city. Hopefully we don't encourage him over here, either.
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Response to “The odds of a regular man getting it from a…:
Took me a second. Nice.
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Response to What's In Your Pockets?:
Tapir chownothing. :/
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Response to What’s Your Desktop Background?:
I made it myself!
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Response to Mitt Romney Wants Super PACs To Disappear:
Well, I want Mitt Romney to disappear, so it's a wash.
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