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The rabbit hole that is "doing Wikipedia research."
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That social media is never as riveting as it is when you have something due.
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That saying "I'm working on it..." buys you time because no one can say how long it takes you to work on something.
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You'll clean the entire house and answer every single email before you even consider touching your project.
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For every one day of productivity, you feel justified to spend four days doing nothing.
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You can't possibly begin without a snack — no matter the hour.
7.
A shower, nap, dance marathon, and two-hour phone call to your best friend are also necessary.
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Only the best TV marathons happen when you have stuff to do.
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"Inbox zero" is something you have heard about but don't truly believe.
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You're accustomed to getting a month-long project done in under eight hours.
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Wait, back to social media. You should probably update yours. It's been a while.
12.
The only time you respond to texts in a timely fashion is when you're meant to be doing something else much more pressing.
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Having to make up new excuses for being late because your friends already know all of your go-tos.
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Those moments of divine intervention when the universe itself doesn't want you to get anything done.
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And the worst of all, that horrifying moment when you realize you're just not going to get it done in time.
