1. When you bump into an old flame unplanned, you run and hide.
You can emerge only once you’re SURE they’re gone.
2. Surprising romantic gestures? Who needs ‘em.
Just gimme what I want, when I want!
3. You schedule every moment of your day to make sure nothing unexpected comes up.
No time for games.
4. Getting called on unexpectedly in school always made your heart pound.
PLEASE not me.
5. When your heating bill is higher one month, you feel all loopy.
THIS CAN’T BE.
You wish things could just go as planned, instead of being caught off guard at any given moment.
Just think about the cleanup time!
Plus there are plenty of other people out there who can enjoy ALL of the surprises.
So go on, plan away, avoid the shock.
Don’t be alarmed.