Hi, I’m Sleeping With Adam Lambert’s Dad

“I’m not Adam’s stepmom, nor is he my stepson (stepstar?) because I’m not married to his dad. But I’m having sex with his dad, and I’m paying a mortgage with his dad. But, I’m not a wife. So what am I?” [Editor’s note: This article raises a whole host of interesting philosophical questions relating to the central theme of sleeping with Adam Lambert’s dad.]

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