Butter Boobs

Here's a classic... I remember the summer I discovered this. My mom wondered for months where her butter boxes were disappearing to? [Ed. note: LOL.] (Via Anomalies Unlimited.)

• 1.

  

  Get yourself a box of Land O' Lakes butter and cut off a panel.

• 2.

  

  With a razor, cut the sides and bottom of the box the Maiden holds, so it makes a flap that will swing up.

• 3.

  

  Further cut the bottom of the box so the edge is just below her knees.

• 4.

  

  Then carefully fold the bottom up once, so the knees are at the bottom of the "window", then fold it up once more so the knees are in the window.

• 5.

  

  Then ask someone if they've ever seen the breasts on the Land O' Lakes butter Maiden. They will look at you like you've lost your mind.

• 6.

  

  Hand them the card and tell them to open the window...