2. And ninja stripper enthusiasts.
Direct Translation: “Attention! Look after your valuables!”
3. And humans.
Direct translation, “Attention! The dog is mean, and the owner is even worse.”
4. Do not go fishing in your hotel toilet.
6. Kindly insert anal rope before putting on your skis.
7. Be conscious of men bearing martini glasses.
Direct translation: “Drunk pedestrians.”
12. Do not toboggan into restaurants.
15. Smoking rabbits WILL be subject to bear BDSM.
Direct Translation: “Be careful with fire in the forest.”
16. Don’t disturb the neighborhood tigers.
Direct Translation: “Careful, there are tigers nearby!”
17. Or the sassy cheetahs.
Direct translation: “Careful, cats!”
20. Do not rollerblade topless while wearing sunglasses and eating ice-cream.
Clearly, this combination happens a lot.
22. Be mindful of littering.
Direct Translation: “Throw garbage here - Die by Shovel.”
23. Really mindful.
Direct Translation: “Throw garbage here - Get hit in the face with a boot.”