I can’t even. This “article” was not only a waste of time for me to read, but for you to actually put together. I normally ignore things like this but I feel the need to express my opinion. These boys are goofy and crazy. That is their personality. To say that just because they are “touchy” makes them gay, well then call me and pretty much any girl friend I have, lesbians. They are being silly and making jokes which is something most friends do(Especially ones who have been together 24\7 for 3 years now). As for any butt grabbing, I think it’s hilarious! You said, “They seem more preoccupied with each other than with getting lots of girls to like them.” Just..I mean look at what you wrote. I much rather have a group of boys who are best friends than a bunch of tools throwing themselves at “lots of girls”. That picture of the boys cuddling is NOT One Direction…good job with that one. And this whole theory that they are playing gay as some ploy to secretly rope us in….I have no words. They are just 5 talented guys who are being themselves.
Ps. I don’t know how you grew up, but using “gay” as an insult is not only offensive to some, but a dead give-a-way that you are extremely ignorant and in need of a better vocabulary.