Dear OSA: Thank you for reminding us about controversial issues with your tenditious point of view! We had almost forgotten them when skimming Buzzfeed for amusing pictures.  While legions of ethicists and legislators have not settled this inherently-fraught issue, I am sure your intervention in a humor website's comment feed will decisively win hearts and minds. Thank you again for reminding us of your pet hobby horse while we were trying to have a good time!

Hard not to notice he ~doesn't say he planted land mines on his property. Which would be stupid.

Even better than the real thing, child.

Add a little windex to the water when trying to clean latex paint out of brushes.

Is Benjamin Andrew Moore a modern-day Thucydides?? …Well, no, but keep up the good work anyway.

Pshaw. Only a wuss would be satisfied with an eight and a half.