As a child, I ran into a geese pen at a petting zoo. The bastard latched onto my belly button. I was deceived by the nursery rhymes. I HATE GEESE.

I never had any of these. *childhood tear*

Negative! Shirley was a talented child actress. This article is lacking.

I grew up in LA, religion was never mentioned in my textbooks. If this is actually taught, it would be in private christian schools. Damn it, not all of the south is crazy.

F.y.i. Male racoons make fun pets. They are adorable.

A tell-tell sign of a psychopath. I hope he suffers. :(

This was disturbing and unnecessary.

This was crap..

Ginger metal! He’s the redheaded Skwisgaar.

The first and last pair of legs look sickly. That’s hot.