Women, Lock Up Your Straight Boyfriends Before Dajuan Porter Gets To Them!
Gay DJ turned rapist breaks into straight guy’s houses and blows them in their sleep. John Travolta kicks himself for not having thought of the idea first.
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Dajuan Porter (I can’t with that name) of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania is being accused of breaking into straight guy’s homes and giving their penises a little special loving while they’re sleeping. Evidently, he’s done this many times before and has been arrested for it, yet he’s still lurking around town bobbing for boys.
Ladies, it’s time to lock up your boyfriends before John Travolta’s partner in crime strikes your house!
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