Response to Here Are The 2015 Emmy Nominations:
Only a “Guest” Nomination for Blacklist??? WTF!!!!
Can not even stand how cute this is!!! Mom is GETTIN it! Love it!
Response to Which “Scream” Character Are You?:
The hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in LIFE was choose between those quotes! Legit sat here for more than 5 (real life) minutes attempting to choose!!!!
Clearly none of you have ever watched E.R. —- We knew something like this could/would happen.
Miss Roswell! Soooo goooooooood!
you are a very very decent human being. <3
Response to 17 Reasons You Should Never Read “Harry Potter”:
Completely lost my shit at #6 ….. regained my composure to lose it AGAIN at #12…. Buzzfeed… destroying eye makeup everywhere!!!
Good Will Hunting will NEVER be lame!! You suck for even writing that!
Old but always made me chuckle… ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
everyone was getting laid, even the mouse.
With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail,
I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail… When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from bed see what was the matter.
I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash,
tripped over my boner and busted my ass. And out on the lawn but what should appear
but a rusty ol’ sleigh, and 8 fucking reindeer.
Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick…
and I knew in an instant it must be St. Prick. “To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
on you bastards before I cut off your balls!”
He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell,
and I knew for a fact the poor fucker had fell. He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart! And he cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all … Fuck you, good night!”
Response to The 17 Best New Television Shows Of 2014:
Reading is definitely fundamental… Thank you for helping me see the error of my ways! :)
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