Happy National Masturbation Month, America [NSFW]

Turns out May is National Masturbation Month. In celebration of this totally legitimate holiday, let’s take a look at 10 of pop culture’s most famous self-pleasuring moments.

1.

Start it off with a classic!

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Even more classic. It’s so ingrained in our culture that they used it in an ad for JC Penney’s!

3.

Frustrated Suburban Dad seeking a reawakening, courtesy of Mena Suvari and a lively imagination full of rose petals.

4.

Is that…hair gel?

5.

Somehow, there are opponents to masturbation. Remember Christine O’Donnell? The non-witch? She made a name for herself again when this old video resurfaced.

6.

Ignore the re-edit, we all remember poor Sally Draper was watching The Man from U.N.C.L.E. when she was caught. Does anything go right in this girl’s life? Aside from her friendship with Glen.

7.

Really, the whole episode is a highlight in its clever way of never explicitly stating the topic of discussion. Not featured in this particular clip: “I’M OUT!”

8.

I mean, doesn’t this song above all come to mind? (PHRASING)

9.

Another case of anti-masturbation controversy, there was a big uproar over the explicit references to the act in Philip Roth’s brilliant “Portnoy’s Complaint.”

10.

The man who should be heralded as the icon of masturbating isn’t even a man at all. Ladies and Gentlemen, the bear that needs no introduction!

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