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      I would drive to NY city right now for a slice. (I live in charleston, where the pizza is both soggy and burnt. How?) I would walk to NY city right now for a hot pastrami sandwich. (I live in charleston, where Arby’s is considered so haute, they have valet parking. Why?)  I would jog to NY city right now for a bagel with a schmear of salmon cream cheese. OMG. (I live in charleston where the bagels double as hemorrhoid cushions used mostly by all the valet parkers.) Help.