Link: etsy.com
Apparently MC Hammer is on Twitter, and apparently he has a thing for dinosaurs. Hit him up, playa. Read More ›
This awful, awful description taken off Etsy: “Buy me: I'm a Pink Darth Vader. Yeah, I said it. Oh what's that? You didn't know I could talk. Cause' I totes can. Yeah. Do you believe in Breast Cancer Awareness? How about Gay Pride? Irony? Give the hipster in your life me, Pink Darth Vader. I'm god damn adorable, and you can hang me from a string, and pull me along from the spokes of your fixie. Gay people! Flaunt it, girlfriend! Work that moneymaker, you big hunk of man, you! Boobs! I support them too.”
Link: etsy.com