12 REASONS WHY FINDING THIS GIRL IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN KIM'S BUTT
These 12 facts about why finding KAYELYN LOUDER is more important than Kim Kardashian's Butt will SHOCK YOU! Number 12 is guaranteed to blow your mind!
1: Kayelyn Louder is a real person. Kim Kardashian’s butt is a butt.
2: Kayelyn Louder disappeared on September 27th from Murray, Utah and has not been seen since. Kim Kardashian’s butt has never been more present.
3: Kayelyn might still be alive and you could help find her by sharing her face and story. Kim Kardashian’s butt has never been alive and never will be…and we already know where it is.
4: Kayelyn Louder could be in serious danger, we need everyone to recognize her face in case they spot her somewhere. Kim Kardashian’s butt has body guards around the clock, and it doesn’t even have a face.
5: Kayelyn has a family, dear friends, and thousands of concerned citizens who all love her and are desperate to bring her home. Kim Kardashian’s butt is already with the one person who loves it most…and always will be.
6: Kayelyn was afraid, she ran from her condo barefoot on a cold night in the pouring rain wearing only a tank top and shorts. Kim Kardashian’s butt has no feelings, and is always plenty warm.
7: Kayelyn Louder left behind her money, wallet, purse, phone, car, and most importantly, her dog Phyllis who she rarely left for more than a few hours at a time. Kim Kardashian’s butt wouldn’t have the first clue how to use any of these items, and is surely spoiled with everything it could ever want.
8: Kayelyn phoned 911 three times in 24 hours prior to her disappearance. The final call was made the morning of her disappearance and she feared there were intruders in her home and that she might be in danger. Kim Kardashian’s butt can’t even use a phone.
9: Kayelyn is a social worker. She cares about helping people. Kim Kardashian’s butt doesn’t help anyone but creepers, Internet nerds, and…of course…Kim.
10: If you have a tip that leads directly to Kayelyn’s location or return you will receive 5,000 dollars. According to sources, there is currently no reward money being offered on Kim Kardashian’s butt.
11: Even friends of Natalee Holloway, the teen who disappeared in Aruba almost 10 years ago, have spoken out for Kayelyn and joined the search. Who has ever spoken out on behalf of Kim Kardashian’s butt?…okay, probably a lot of people, but still.
12: Kayelyn Louder is an amazing person, worth the time and effort it will take to spread her story. You really can make a difference. Obsessing over Kim Kardahsian’s butt is a waste of your time and will never make a difference to anyone…ever. Share this! Share Kayelyn’s story! Bring her home! #findkayelyn
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