9 Ridiculously Expensive Celebrity Wedding Registry Gifts

What to get for the couple with everything? A $4k soup tureen. Er, wait, four of them.

1. A $7,850 Baccarat vase for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

 

You know what’s crazier? That Baccarat Cosmos Extra Large Vase cost someone a very reasonable $109 for each day the couple was married. Total bargain.

2. A $270 Tiffany’s serving fork for Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.

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They were like “Hey guests, fork it over.” (Had to, sorry.)

3. Four $4,000 Tiffany’s Soup Tureens for Liza Minnelli and David Gest.

 

Over the top, even for Liza.

4. Fourteen £240 ($400) crystal ashtrays for Kate Moss and Jamie Hince.

 

At a Moss/Hince dinner party, the ashtray goes right between the cake fork and the wineglass.

5. $100 Tiffany cocktail stirrers for Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.

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$100 PER STIRRER? So how many of those does it take to forget your husband is a lying, cheating, you-know-what?

6. A $500 set of Tiffany’s Salt and Pepper Shakers for Speidi.

 

You might think, “Do Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt really need sterling silver salt and pepper shakers?!” But I say look at the bright side: At least something in this relationship is real.

7. A $500 platter with a gold edge for NeNe and Greg Leakes.

 

What do you expect her to do? Use silver?

8. A $2800 knife set for Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler.

 

It takes a good knife to stab your best friends in the back.

9. A $10,400 Tiffany’s tray for Star Jones and Al Reynolds.

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Because divorce is a dish best served three-and-a-half years later on a tray that costs more than some cars.

A towel warmer for Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett.

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At only $59.99, the price tag isn’t the surprising part. It’s more that these two need help heating anything up… Bow chicka wow wow.

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