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You could run into him on the street.
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Or at a movie premiere.
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And you'll be like, "Hey can I take a picture with you?"
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And he'll be like, "Sure, I love hanging out with my fans."
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"I've been doing press all day."
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"So now I'm thinking about hitting the beach."
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"Or maybe just taking a quick dip in the pool."
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"So you wanna come with?"
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"Or we could do something fancier. I do own a suit."
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"Actually I've got a couple."
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"Is that too fancy? I can keep it casual."
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"We could also just gaze at each other intensely."
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"I'm really good at that."
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And while you're thinking it over, he'll be like:
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But if you have a boyfriend, he'll be like "See ya later!"
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And he'll be gone foreverrrrrrrrrr.
