1. Kale-Ginger Margarita
We all know that adding kale to anything automatically makes it good for you. Recipe here.
2. Beet and Carrot Cocktail
See that sprig of thyme? That means it’s a salad. Recipe here.
3. Cucumber Cape Codder
Cranberries for UTI prevention, obvs. Recipe here.
4. Carrot Mimosas
Because if the carrots don’t help you see things more clearly, at least the alcohol will. Recipe here.
5. White Cucumber Sangria
Between the cucumbers and the mint leaves, you’ve basically met your greens requirement for the week. Recipe here.
6. 24th Street Spritz
Hydration is really important in the summer. Celery is good, too. Recipe here.
7. The Dirty Mary
The salami garnish adds protein to an already vegetable-heavy beverage. Recipe here.
8. Chamomile Honey and Whiskey Cocktail
Nothing soothes like chamomile, especially when mixed with whiskey, amirite? Recipe here.
9. Cucumber & Green Tea Mojito
Metabolism boosting green tea means the calories from the sugar don’t even exist. Recipe here.
10. Red Pepper Martini
An appetizer and cocktail rolled into one: So economical of you. Recipe here.
11. Sweet Pea Cocktail
Peas and rum: Both will keep you young. Recipe here.
12. Celery Cilantro Cocktail
13. The Retox Cocktail
Want to cheat on your cleanse but just a ~little~? Add bourbon. Recipe here.
14. Cucumber Mint Martini
Vodka kills bacteria. Honest. Recipe here.
15. Red Chile Martini
Spicy foods help burn calories so adding a chile means this cocktail practically never even happened. Which is perfect because after a couple, you won’t remember it anyway. Recipe here.
16. The Cucumber Cooler
17. Pineapple Arugula Mojito
Practically an arugula and pineapple salad with a rum-sugar dressing. Recipe here.
18. The Pickle Back
There’s gotta be something nutritious left in the pickle juice, right? (Recipe: Shot of whiskey, followed by shot of pickle juice.)
Totally works on a raw food diet, too. Recipe here.
20. Cucumber Pomegranate
Antioxidants like WHOA. Plus cucumber. Recipe here.