Last night, writer and journalist Damian Barr posted a very alarming picture on Twitter.
I have never seen a bigger or angrier spider. What is it!? FANGS
Barr's Twitter followers responded as any logical person would.
@Damian_Barr KILL IT WITH FIRE
@Damian_Barr time to move house again. Leave it to the spider.
@Damian_Barr oh no....why are they so ugly?
@Damian_Barr Crap! That's a big one!
Except for one tough badass who couldn't see what all the fuss was about.
@mkirkwood74 IT HAS FILLED A GLASS
Brave Maureen wasn't to be convinced otherwise.
@mkirkwood74 it is wider than a brick
Barr then posted this video of the spider.
Here is the hideous spider LEAPING TO ATTACK ME WITH EVIL VENOM
At which point, there was clearly only one solution left.
@Damian_Barr time to get Sigourney Weaver on the phone
Alas, Brighton-based Barr managed to release the fanged monstrosity.
@Damian_Barr Back to hell!?
Worryingly, it's still alive out there. Somewhere.
Still reeling from arachnid attack. It's been releAsed at the end of the Street. #boak
Can any of us ever rest easily again?
