BuzzFeed - Fucked in Park Slope http://buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:39:28 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Big Dick in NYC http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/big-dick-in-nyc-1y

Artist David Livingston has launched an absurdist art experiment, in which he visits different NYC neighborhoods wearing a 6 foot long flaccid pink felt penis. On a recent stopover in Park Slope , Brooklyn, he added a baby bjorn with a doll in it into the mix, in the hopes of riling up some of the local stroller brigade. Big pink penis + Park Slope parents = genius.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/big-dick-in-nyc-1y Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:46:49 -0500 Artist <a href="http://www.davidlivingstonart.com">David Livingston</a> has launched an absurdist art experiment, in which he visits different NYC neighborhoods wearing a 6 foot long flaccid pink felt penis. On a recent stopover in <a href="http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com">Park Slope</a>, Brooklyn, he added a baby bjorn with a doll in it into the mix, in the hopes of riling up some of the local stroller brigade. Big pink penis + Park Slope parents = genius. dearfamousasshole adult Twitter Biggie Got Bounced! http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/twitter-biggie-got-bounced-1y

One of the Twitterverse's favorites, @NotoriousBIG, had his account suspended today for “impersonation” and the Twitterati are all up in arms. A @FreeBigPoppa account has already been set up, and the masses are currently gathering in protest. Dear Twitter: for the love of all that is good and holy, PLEASE bring @NotoriousBIG back! Dude was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/twitter-biggie-got-bounced-1y Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:36:27 -0400 One of the Twitterverse&#39;s favorites, @NotoriousBIG, had his account suspended today for "impersonation" and the <a rel="nofollow" href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%40notoriousbig">Twitterati</a> are all up in arms. A <a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/freebigpoppa">@FreeBigPoppa</a> account has already been set up, and the masses are currently gathering in protest. Dear Twitter: for the love of all that is good and holy, PLEASE bring @NotoriousBIG back! Dude was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. dearfamousasshole adult You Are NOT My Facebook Friend, Mom http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/you-are-not-my-facebook-friend-mom-1y

Dear Moms Everywhere: NEWSFLASH: we do not want to be your Facebook friends. Do not send us a “friend request,” because it will be ignored. Do not ask us to join your Mob Wars team or play scrabble 2.0, and do NOT waste a “good karma” request on us… really .

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/you-are-not-my-facebook-friend-mom-1y Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:09:22 -0500 Dear Moms Everywhere: NEWSFLASH: we do not want to be your Facebook friends. Do not send us a "friend request," because it will be ignored. Do not ask us to join your Mob Wars team or play scrabble 2.0, and do NOT waste a "good karma" request on us...<i>really</i>. dearfamousasshole adult The Worst Target EVER http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/the-worst-target-ever-1y

Empty shelves, garbage in shopping carts, incompetent employees: Welcome to Target at the Atlantic Center Mall in Brooklyn! FIPS goes undercover to figure out exactly why this particular Tarjay sucks so damn much.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/the-worst-target-ever-1y Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:20:10 -0500 Empty shelves, garbage in shopping carts, incompetent employees: Welcome to Target at the Atlantic Center Mall in Brooklyn! <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/2009/01/fips-undercover-target-atlantic-center.html">FIPS</a> goes undercover to figure out exactly why this particular Tarjay sucks so damn much. dearfamousasshole adult Notorious B.I.G&#39;s Twitter http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/notorious-bigs-twitter-1y

“If you don't know, now you know…” Despite the fact that he was murdered in 1997, Biggie is alive and well in the Twitterverse. Everyone keeps talking about Shaq's Twitter antics , (which are, admittedly, not to be missed) but Twitter Biggie is pretty friggin hilarious. He's just your average, everyday, dead rap superstar: he watches The Hills …and goes to Starbucks …and tries to avoid Ma$e's calls.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/notorious-bigs-twitter-1y Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:32:54 -0500 "If you don&#39;t know, now you know..." Despite the fact that he was murdered in 1997, Biggie is alive and well in the Twitterverse. Everyone keeps talking about <a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ">Shaq&#39;s Twitter antics</a>, (which are, admittedly, not to be missed) but Twitter Biggie is pretty friggin hilarious. He&#39;s just your average, everyday, dead rap superstar: he watches <a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/NotoriousBIG/status/1033494615">The Hills</a>...and goes to <a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/NotoriousBIG/status/1049506866">Starbucks</a>...and tries to avoid <a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/NotoriousBIG/status/1034854979">Ma$e&#39;s</a> calls. dearfamousasshole adult The Newest Celebrity Intern: Jonathan Safran Foer http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/the-newest-celebrity-intern-jonathan-safran-foer-1y

Inspired by Gawker's recent intern coup, author James Frey, a new Park Slope blog went after (and scored!) their own hometown boy literary wunderkind intern: Jonathan Safran Foer.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/the-newest-celebrity-intern-jonathan-safran-foer-1y Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:45:08 -0500 Inspired by Gawker&#39;s recent intern coup, author James Frey, a new Park Slope blog went after (and scored!) their own hometown boy literary wunderkind intern: Jonathan Safran Foer. dearfamousasshole nonadult Move to Brooklyn: Have Lots of Sex http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/move-to-brooklyn-have-lots-of-sex-1y

How often do the stroller moms in Park Slope, Brooklyn the nabe everyone loves to hate , make sexy time? (hint: 3x a day, for some of em).

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/move-to-brooklyn-have-lots-of-sex-1y Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:55:52 -0500 How often do the stroller moms in Park Slope, Brooklyn the nabe <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/18/fashion/18slope.html">everyone loves to hate</a>, make sexy time? (hint: 3x a day, for some of em). dearfamousasshole adult Amelie Jr: The Cutest Girl On The Internet http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/amelie-jr-the-cutest-girl-on-the-internet-1y

Everyone on the interwebs agrees: this little girl Capucine is the most adorable child on the planet. Listen to her magical story of hippos and crocodiles and baby monkeys and heaven (via Jezebel )

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/amelie-jr-the-cutest-girl-on-the-internet-1y Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:14:06 -0500 Everyone on the interwebs agrees: this little girl Capucine is the most adorable child on the planet. Listen to her magical story of hippos and crocodiles and baby monkeys and heaven (via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://jezebel.com/5085456/">Jezebel</a>) dearfamousasshole adult Real Housewives of Atlanta Catfight! http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/real-housewives-of-atlanta-catfight-1y

Lisa Wu Hartwell and Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta apparently got into a nasty fight with each other yesterday during the taping of a RHOA reunion special. Did you know Lisa used to be married to Keith Sweat!? Kim also accused her of having a drug problem (oh snap!)

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/real-housewives-of-atlanta-catfight-1y Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:09:08 -0500 Lisa Wu Hartwell and Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta apparently got into a nasty fight with each other yesterday during the taping of a RHOA reunion special. Did you know Lisa used to be married to Keith Sweat!? Kim also accused her of having a drug problem (oh snap!) dearfamousasshole adult A Brooklyn couple documents their experience votin http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/a-brooklyn-couple-documents-their-experience-votin-drm-1y

A Brooklyn couple documents their experience voting in Park Slope

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/a-brooklyn-couple-documents-their-experience-votin-drm-1y Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:46:02 -0500 A Brooklyn couple documents their experience voting in Park Slope dearfamousasshole adult The &#39;So You Think You Can Dance&#39; Election Connection http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/the-so-you-think-you-can-dance-election-1y

Shocking, but true: So You Think You Can Dance is “reaching across the aisle” and bringing the Republicans and the Dems together.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/the-so-you-think-you-can-dance-election-1y Sat, 25 Oct 2008 10:18:37 -0400 Shocking, but true: So You Think You Can Dance is "reaching across the aisle" and bringing the Republicans and the Dems together. dearfamousasshole adult Sarah Palin&#39;s $150,000 Wardrobe *Could Have* Looked Like This http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/sarah-palins-150000-wardrobe-could-have-l-1y

Come shopping with Sarah Palin on Saks.com and NeimanMarcus.com and see what her wardrobe *could* have looked like, if someone with taste was actually shopping for her (and not, ya know…the RNC).

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/sarah-palins-150000-wardrobe-could-have-l-1y Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:33:32 -0400 Come shopping with Sarah Palin on Saks.com and NeimanMarcus.com and see what her wardrobe *could* have looked like, if someone with taste was actually shopping for her (and not, ya know...the RNC). dearfamousasshole adult Serena Williams In A Bikini (Game, Set, Match) http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/serena-williams-in-a-bikini-game-set-match-1y

Never before in the history of the universe, have I looked at a pic of a celeb in a bikini and felt anything but deep hatred and disgust for myself. NEVER. That is…until now.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/serena-williams-in-a-bikini-game-set-match-1y Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:56:01 -0400 Never before in the history of the universe, have I looked at a pic of a celeb in a bikini and felt anything but deep hatred and disgust for myself. NEVER. That is...until now. dearfamousasshole nonadult For Only $5K You Could Win A Chance To Punch Michael Lohan Right In His Effing Face. Yay! http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/for-only-5k-you-could-win-a-chance-to-punch-micha-1y

Michael Lohan is taking part in a charity event where people are being asked to bid on “fighting him.” Like in the ring. [Yes, I'm serious].

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/for-only-5k-you-could-win-a-chance-to-punch-micha-1y Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:47:02 -0400 Michael Lohan is taking part in a charity event where people are being asked to bid on "fighting him." Like in the ring. [Yes, I&#39;m serious]. dearfamousasshole adult Gay Virginity Auction http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/gay-virginity-auction-1y

Whoa. Taking a page from Natalie Dylan's playbook, this former finance dude (totally straight…he swears!) created his own financial bailout plan by offering some guy-on-guy action to the highest bidder.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/gay-virginity-auction-1y Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:04:05 -0400 Whoa. Taking a page from Natalie Dylan&#39;s playbook, this former finance dude (totally straight...he swears!) created his own financial bailout plan by offering some guy-on-guy action to the highest bidder. dearfamousasshole adult Jump A Jonas Brother Contest http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/jump-a-jonas-brother-contest-1y

A radio station in Grand Rapids Michigan is offering $10,000 to anyone who can prove that they’ve had consensual sex with Kevin or Joe Jonas (their 16-year-old brother Nick is off limits because he’s underage). Two forms of proof must be provided from anyone claiming to have done the nasty with the purity ring wearin’ JoBros, one of which must be a videotape. Say goodbye to your v-cards, boys…

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dearfamousasshole/jump-a-jonas-brother-contest-1y Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:58:50 -0400 A radio station in Grand Rapids Michigan is offering $10,000 to anyone who can prove that they've had consensual sex with Kevin or Joe Jonas (their 16-year-old brother Nick is off limits because he's underage). Two forms of proof must be provided from anyone claiming to have done the nasty with the purity ring wearin' JoBros, one of which must be a videotape. Say goodbye to your v-cards, boys... dearfamousasshole adult