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Brooklyn, NY / Female
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One of the Twitterverse's favorites, @NotoriousBIG, had his account suspended today for “impersonation” and the Twitterati are all up in arms. A @FreeBigPoppa account has already been set up, and the masses are currently gathering in protest. Dear Twitter: for the love of all that is good and holy, PLEASE bring @NotoriousBIG back! Dude was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.
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Dear Moms Everywhere: NEWSFLASH: we do not want to be your Facebook friends. Do not send us a “friend request,” because it will be ignored. Do not ask us to join your Mob Wars team or play scrabble 2.0, and do NOT waste a “good karma” request on us…really.
Empty shelves, garbage in shopping carts, incompetent employees: Welcome to Target at the Atlantic Center Mall in Brooklyn! FIPS goes undercover to figure out exactly why this particular Tarjay sucks so damn much.
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“If you don't know, now you know…” Despite the fact that he was murdered in 1997, Biggie is alive and well in the Twitterverse. Everyone keeps talking about Shaq's Twitter antics, (which are, admittedly, not to be missed) but Twitter Biggie is pretty friggin hilarious. He's just your average, everyday, dead rap superstar: he watches The Hills…and goes to Starbucks…and tries to avoid Ma$e's calls.
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Inspired by Gawker's recent intern coup, author James Frey, a new Park Slope blog went after (and scored!) their own hometown boy literary wunderkind intern: Jonathan Safran Foer.
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How often do the stroller moms in Park Slope, Brooklyn the nabe everyone loves to hate, make sexy time? (hint: 3x a day, for some of em).
Everyone on the interwebs agrees: this little girl Capucine is the most adorable child on the planet. Listen to her magical story of hippos and crocodiles and baby monkeys and heaven (via Jezebel)
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Lisa Wu Hartwell and Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta apparently got into a nasty fight with each other yesterday during the taping of a RHOA reunion special. Did you know Lisa used to be married to Keith Sweat!? Kim also accused her of having a drug problem (oh snap!)
A Brooklyn couple documents their experience voting in Park Slope
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Shocking, but true: So You Think You Can Dance is “reaching across the aisle” and bringing the Republicans and the Dems together.
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Fancy Fast Food meets your local vending machine, with a side of math.
Three different obscene dick looks in one towel.
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Either they got hacked, or it's just a really slow news day.
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