Yeah! And what about his precious bodily fluids?!

yep.

Ohhh… must be the “Pat” kind of “Chris.” I get it!

Let that be a lesson to you… stay away from the goo-balls.

You really are a one-trick pony, aincha?

If you cover half his face at a time you can also see that the shaved side's all “whatever, dude” and the beard side's all “I'm bored.”

RAD

Oh, LadyGagaFeed, you're my most favoritest site on the internets… sigh…

I think I speak for many when I say that my political preconceptions do not allow me to accept your premise that this is because of global warming.

In Oregon, where I live, it is illegal to publish or distribute images of school children while they at school unless each child's parents have signed a release.