It really doesn't matter what she wears. It must suck living in the shadow of an older sibling like Beyonce.

OK, but let's see him do it without the boxes.

Legadu Naanee has the best name. I can't help but chuckle a bit every time the announcer calls him out.

Wow, that second catch was actually a phenomenal grab. They need to look at signing that dude.

If you were to look upon all of those suits hanging up next to each other in his closet, your face would melt off like in the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

How does he look like he never gets older? At this rate, I expect him to live to at least 150.

#6 If I hold the door for someone on the way in and don't get a thank you, then they come out behind me a minute later, I just let it shut in their face. Same with double doors. No thank you on the first set, the second set doesn't get held open.

I remember the spelling bee. I used to get the first word wrong on purpose so I could go sit down and nap. I had a pretty good run of it until my teacher sent home a note to my mom that said I was either spelling the words wrong on purpose, or I was borderline retarded. Also, the flash drive on the back to school list made me feel old. Those things weren't even around until after I graduated high school, or sometime close to that.

SUP DAWG WE HEARD YOU HATE GAY SEX
WE'RE GONNA LOCK YOU IN A CELL FOR 30 DAYS WITH A GUY WHO LIKES GAY SEX SO YOU CAN HATE GAY SEX WHILE YOU HATE GAY SEX

I lol'd at the high speed internet one. Reminds me of my wife's grandmother. They bought her a new 40” HDTV because her old 24” CRT finally died. They got it all hooked up and went home. She called them later that night wanting them to take it back, because it looked “too real, like they were in the room with her.”