You got: “I don’t get why people love animals so much”
Sure, you’ve known a few cool dogs but why the hell are people on the internet always squealing over videos of GIFs of random animals doing boring stuff? Humans are SO much more interesting and babies are way cuter. Never tell anyone this secret because they will think you’re a sociopath, and maybe you are. Yeah no.
Reverse it. I don’t know why people like other people so much :P