It works. Her maturity level is probably about the same as his.

There needs to be a SQUEEEE!!!! button.

Remember to tip your carhop. They make EXTREMELY low wages, as they’re considered wait staff and can therefore be paid much less than minimum wage. I didn’t know until recently and feel like a jerk now for not tipping. :(

Sigma Alpha Epsilon…go figure.

I’ve lived in Florida and Alabama all my life and have concluded from this that I am not Southern at all.

Alternatively, he could have taken the initial $300 and BOUGHT AN XBOX KINECT…

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

I saw him on The Soup and am fairly certain that he forgot to come up for air a few too many times.

OW OW OW OW OW OW OUCHIE OW!!!!!!

The cat does not appear to be a Barbie fan.