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    36 Cute Dogs Who Have Something To Say To You

    These dogs are finally speaking up. So you better listen.

    1. "Well we actually met on this bench here. This is our anniversary."

    2. "Why can't everyone just be a little quieter?"

    3. "Why do you have to go to work again?"

    4. "What a nice day to crack open a beer and go fishin'! Amurica!"

    5. "I can feed myself thank you very much"

    6. "You really disappointed me today. You were supposed to water the plants."

    7. "Not now honey. I'm watching the game."

    8. "Everyone at school keeps thinking I'm a bear."

    9. "Life is so great! Yay life!"

    10. "Hey babe, scoot in a little closer if you want to spoon."

    11. "The kids at school beat me up again."

    12. "I love baths but I can't take one without my rubber ducky suit!"

    13. "It's so so cold. I don't want to get out of bed for work."

    14. "Do you need something from us?"

    15. "I can't shake this water out of my ears. Agh!"

    16. "Oh, did I do that? Guess you should remember to pet me next time!"

    17. "I am staring into your very soul."

    18. "I ate too many cookies and now I feel bloated."

    19. "Susan broke up with me today at school."

    20. "Look how big my feet are. Are these my feet? No they can't be my feet."

    21. "Dog I am. The force learn you will."

    22. "Oh babe, not in front of my friends."

    23. "You put you right foot out, you put your left foot out, you put your tongue out. I don't know the words to this song."

    24. "I plopped down on these leaves but I pulled my back. Help me up before my girlfriend sees."

    25. "I just left you a present in your shoes."

    26. "Where's my money yo?"

    27. "Oh who? Me? Well that's mighty kind of you to call me pretty?"

    28. "We are one with the hills."

    29. "No you can't turn your essay in late."

    30. "My tummy hurts, Mom. Rub it please."

    31. "Oh vacations are just the best."

    32. "That peanut butter was great but gosh darn it won't come out. Wait, why are you laughing?"

    33. "Wazzzzuuuuuuuppppp. Wait, is that joke old?

    34. "These pillows are my brethren."

    35. "I'm so glad you came home just in time for my nap."

    36. "I stubbed my toe. It hurts so bad. Please fix it."