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*sigh* ok, here we go with my response to each picture! 1. “I believe that Jesus died for me, now it’s my turn to live for him.” I’ve read the Bible and this is what Jesus preached about homosexuality, “_______!” 2.“It’s the way God designed life to be, and a child needs a mom and a father.” Actually, a child needs someone who’ll love them instead of being left in the system. I don’t care if the caregiver is 2 moms, 2 dads, a mom and dad, a single mom or a single dad. Doesn’t matter! 3.“It’s what I believe in.” What’s your reason for believing it? 4.“Our future depends on it.” Who’s future, exactly? Yours? What about OUR future you narrow minded bigot? 5.“Romans 1:26-27 – I believe in the Bible and in religious liberty!” I believe in religious liberty. I’m Wicca and we believe that all people have the right to love and marry the person they fall in love with! 6.“I’m taking a stand for what is right.” So, denying people the same rights as you have is…well…right?  7.I believe that God has sanctioned marriage to be between one man & one woman!” Check your Bible, Sweetheart. The Godliest men in the Bible had multiple wives and concubines! 8.“God calls us to enjoy marriage, but with his standards of man and woman as it was created.” Check #7 above. 9.“Christ calls us to take a stand on marriage.” Once again, this is what Jesus Christ preached about homosexuality, “_______!” 10.No sign, just two idiots wearing a giraffe and tiger outfit with their arms around each other. I guess they’re into furries! 11.“===>” point at girlfriend. I’ll make a sign pointing at my boyfriend and then your sign will be invalid! 12.“Marriage is a spiritual covenant, not a secular issue.” Really, try getting legally married without the secular government issuing you a marriage certificate! 13.“I believe in the sanctity of marriage” OK, let me get this STRAIGHT…Kelsey Grammer can end a 15 year marriage by phone, Larry King has had 8 divorces, Britney Spears had a “just for fun 55 hour marriage, Kim Kardashian’s marriage cost 10 million dollars and it lasted only 72 days, Newt Gingrich had affairs while his 1st and 2nd wives were very ill, Jesse James & Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with EVERYONE, 43-50% of “traditional marriages” end in divorce and 30-60% cheat on their spouses. Yet, same-sex marriage is going to destroy the sanctity of marriage? Really? 14.“Marriage is a picture of Christ & the church.” Speak for your own church, Darling. And besides, I thought gay marriage was going to lead to the marriage of inanimate objects, but Christ and a church, WOW!!!!