The L.A. Times Just Printed The Scariest Thing You'll Read Today

Playtime's over.

In Sunday's edition of the Los Angeles Times the regular "Creativity Corner" featured this adorable little poem.

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"Seashells are shining. Seashells are like ocean waves. Seashells beam at night."

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And this charming little ditty...

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"Parakeets are loud. On Friday, I take them out. They are so pretty."

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And then the newspaper printed... this.

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"The fire is red as blood. I watch the flames go up in the air as I taste the sadness of the people whose houses have burnt to the ground. I turn back, but all I hear is the bursting and explosion of flames."

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Boy, that escalated quickly.

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Gabi really took it up a notch

07:56 PM - 01 Feb 2015

We think we know who "Gabi" is.

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