“Jk, I love the Sandman, I’d listen or watch anything he does, ever, ever, ever.”

Article invalidated.

“Seeing all your friends from high school awkwardly”.

Awkwardly what? Awkwardly use better grammar than the author, I would imagine.

“Also, is this all about a sort of sad chapter in our nation’s history?”
o_0

“Everyone in your family needs tech support”

Given the general tone and grammar usage in the article, I’d wager they’re not getting tech support from you.