resty - that’s not what Buzzfeed said!
resty - that’s not what Buzzfeed said!
This makes me not want to travel. I know not to disrespect Buddha and not to talk Swastika. But how to drink coffee “correctly?” And I know most Canadians don’t igloo, but I’m probably gonna NEED my winter coat in July there. And that’s the only month I could go there. Then again, Italy does sound awesome - I never turn down free food. America’s got our fair share of xenophobia, but this list makes me feel like we’re more accepting and less snobby overall. We’re probly on the same level tho, just more Buzzfeed exaggeration .
“…Because all day you’re walking around, your brain’s just trying to run your legs and your arms n shit and your lungs, and there’s just like, new iPods and people n shit and, after a while you’re like SHUT IT DOWN! And they’re all in your brain going ‘fuck, that was crazy’ and they’re just cleanin’ shit out, ‘man, what a day’” - Louis CK
no one will. I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.
heads up - it’s Jehovah’s Witness org. Either troll the fuck out of that site or don’t waste your time.
I know right? Scientists are like, so closed minded, always making wild assumptions.
Damn right. Chris Rock said it best.
I can can agree with the last two sentences. Ignorance is bliss is the way to go. But where’d ya get the facts for the 1st sentence you wrote? How do you know there’s only 2 options? Isn’t the bible all about the number 3?
Answer Key: 1) How Consciousness? Deepest on the list, th’only one I voted. 2) SpaceSick? I mean, that could be important one day. Don’t we already know some stuff about that tho? 3) Cyborg Brains? Not yet, be patient. But not too patient, you know its gonna happen in less than 20 years, and thats a safe bet. 4) Posthumous? “Waking Life” mentions something about how there’s brain activity going on after you die, a dreamlike state. It goes on for a while (few days maybe, I can’t remember). And a few minutes of dream time feels like an hour or so. Therefore, could heaven/hell just be your semiconscious brain firing its last sparks? If yes, is it wise to be cremated if you have mostly bad dreams? Then again, by the time they cremate you, your heaven/hell dream is probly over anyway. Or is this all bullshit coming from some weird artsy hippy movie? AND IS GHOSSS REALLY REAL:? Science be slacking, Answer my questions! 5) Big Cure? Eat right, exercise, wash hands, do brain puzzles, stay away from industrial zones, dont drink water without a Brita filter, and dont use pharmaceuticals unless that’s your last resort. But if Brita can’t filter the flooride, then fuck it - eat greasy and be happy. quality not quantity. 6) Nature/Nurture? lil bit of this, lil bit of that. It’s a decent question if you like precise percentages. It’s a terrible question if you think boolean. 7) Immortal? If this can be No, then #22 will be No. Pick your poison. If you want to live forever, you’re being a bit selfish. Unless we somehow colonize other rocks and/or “fix” Earth before we learn how to stop aging, then knock yourself out I guess. 8) Poli-Sci Prediction? Not a clue, ~but I bet da’loominaughty prolly do dat dair,, Gotda power struggle hustlin roun’da musical chair~ 9) What’s Life? It means whatever we define it to be. No seriously, I’m not trolling this one. LIFE is a word that we define. That is the only satisfactory answer. Also, there’s this experiment (the greatest of all time IMO), where someone trapped a few common elements/compounds in a glass bubble and gave it a little shock (simulating lightning), and brown sludge slowly caked the inside walls. The sludge contained amino acids, the building blocks of DNA. (Then again, maybe it got tainted by bacteria getting in the bubble, who knows) 10) Megahealth Database? Already being done, it’s a work in progress. But nothing is “perfectly.” Diseases aren’t static. 11) Smart Limit? Time is always a limit, inevitably speaking. And maybe there are biological limits too. So… yes to your yes or no question. You forgot the “if yes, what limit(s)? Explain your answer” part. 12) Fish Lab? I assume you mean lab grown fish meat? As in cloning meat cells only - no nerves and brains? Because we already have fish farms. 13) What’s Human? ME 2 THUMB, APE 4 FEET. (vague ass question, cave ass answer) 14) Universal Biology? How should I know? I’m stuck on Earth. 15) Body Repair? good question. 16) Born Fears? well, question 6 says nature/nurture is unreconciled, so how do you suddenly know the fear of say, snakes, is nature not nurture? 17) Why Music? MAN CAVE BORED. MAN DRUM ROCK. (vote worthy question tho) 18) Is There Anybody Out There? Hail gnaw we aint alone. How Different? Whole spectrum worth, probly. 19) Ultimate Question? 42. I know it’s overdone, IDC 21) People Freezer? kick-ass 22) Sustainability? The shit pile is too high for me to answer [yes] without laughing. 23) Was Ellen DeGeneres Born Gay? If it were a choice, and the majority of humans hate the gays (emotionally, physically, economically) then wouldn’t everyone just choose straight to avoid that mess? But if everyone chooses straight, the hate fades. Then some people start choosing gay again, the gay hate regenerates… and so goes the cycle, like the ice breathing Earth gif. Or maybe gayness of the anus is genetic. 24)
finally, someone other than myself realizes that.
…what’s more stupid - A)the MiLK joke itself, or B)all these PC Buzzfeeders not getting a simple minded joke? I’m going with B. Durrr, I’m so self righteously concerned about the intelligence of America’s youth, therefore I’m smart.
Since when did twitter become literal? Most if not all of those tweets were jokes (albeit, shitty jokes - MiLK, durrhrhurr). All of these facespace responses just assume the tweeters are dumb. Does the Fuzzbead writer think the same or does he get it?
yes thats perfect. no need for robots and we dont have to figure out how to kill dementors - 2birds 1stone
As an artist, I sometimes let my own premeditated words get the best of me. I think about them, write them down, then record them into a microphone. The recorded file, which is easily deletable, is then mixed with the beat, and packaged and sold. Whoopsies.
6 is true tho, for moms and dads. If you’re a CEO and you feel offended… awwww, maybe a new yacht will make you feel better.
Or c) maybe I’m overrating guys who go to comic book conventions, maybe they’re just as pig as any other types of dude.
I see 2 possibilities: a) If he’s a comic-con, he’s obsessed, it’s more than bikinis. He’d bring up artistry and plot depth or whatever he can pull out of his ass to win the arguement. Anything but bikinis because that gives in to your argument. Maybe you brought up the bikinis, and then he got defensive on that. OR
b) He was agreeing with you in some kind of cynical satirical way, like saying “no story? no problem, sex sells” Sorry for being a dick, but I’m leaning towards possibility (a). Sin City was a bit overrated tho. I liked it, but not as hard as most people did.
Aww, but you look so much prettier for us when you force yourself to act happy
I was kinda hoping for an over-reaching, completely over-reacting list. Nope, it’s quite reasonable and logical. Guess I’ll have to get my entertainment from shitty comments.
Haaaa he actually counts ribs!? That’s pretty weird. I think most guys would get that “whaa?” face if we heard a friend say that shit out loud. I used to be real thin growing up, ribs showing, but I never even knew how many ribs I had on my own body. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a total pig too. But at least I never thought ribs were hot.
that’s more disturbing than anything on the list
I mean, you say you look 13, so I don’t think it’s wrong of him to think you just got your Bachelor’s. But that last line, WTF is that supposed to mean even? I thought “scared off” meant very uninterested. Doesn’t make sense in this context - who doesn’t like sex and money?
“listenherebitch” is your NAME? wtf happened to you man? I actually feel sorry for you. In that condescending self-better-than-you attitude religious people sometimes do. And I hate self righteous people, so I kinda hate myself right now. Thanks, asshole. And referencing fictional characters is the fuzzbead way, it’s never meant to be evidence of fact. This post has nothing to do with fact anyway. It’s in the realm of morality, not math. I’d think it’s technically opinion. I may be a doosh, but at least I’m a logical doosh. In other words, I’m a dick, but at least I’m not an asshole.
I’d say: Try satirical comedy, laugh at the world’s crazy mistakes. Better to be a lunatic than a mad man.
I’ve never hated a character as hard as Dolores, rage overflow. I think the best actors have to be the bad guys for the movie to work. Like in the NFL, your fastest guys gotta be on defense. They don’t get as much fan love, but they know they’re the best. Whoever Dolores is, she nailed that part, the quintessential evil teacher. I’d probly hate her in public before snapping out of it remembering she’s just an actor. Hypothetically, if I had the power&responsibility to decide fates (yes, this is gonna get f’d up real quick): Snape - Let him live, no questions. 2faced double agent, but double agents provide crucial info to the good side. Besides, dude poured his heart out. My intuition says he’s plenty good enough. And if I rewatch the movies and remember things clearly again, my logic would probly say the same. Draco - he’s harmless for now, too soon to call. But let’s keep an eye on him. Rita: She’s so intrusive, spreads rumors, condescending, highly disrespectful piece of shit. I see right thru her game of loaded questions. Killing her wouldn’t be right. But I reallly want to kill her so bad. Argh, this job is tough. I dunno, make her work a minimum wage job with constant customer interaction and overbearing authority, those suck bad enough. Cornelius Fudge - nahh he was just scared. We all were. He wadn’t brave, but not all have that trait. He can still MC the games, but should honorably retire as Minister. Dementors - wtf can those even die? I mean, yea let’s kill them if we can, obviously. Prof Quirell - eh. I don’t like him, but Voldemort was too powerful. I could only imagine the back of my head going thru all that. Let him live, but trust me, I’m not happy about it. Yaxley - I barely remember him. I’ll rewatch the movies and get back to you. The Dursleys - ha! I love how that guy over-acted so hard cheese it came full circle and I actually liked it. That gif perfectly captures it. But seriously, wipe that whole family out. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll feel bad about it, but it needs to be done. 9,8,7: kill em. Gellert Grindelwald: Can’t remember, but I take it from the description he’s all about mudblood extermination? If so, that’s a no brainer, off with his head. Pettigrew: I think he’s in the ultra slim vin diagram overlap between evil and cowardice. So eager to say/do the right thing…when others are watching. Can’t trust that. And that betrayal tho, he gotta go. Barty Crouch Jr: bad dad, rough childhood, fine. But if that’s a reason for evil, then it’s the same reason for thinning the herd of evil, right? But if you’re uncomfy thinkin like that, then just look at his crime list and tell me we shouldn’t kill him just for justice’s sake. Bellatrix: I don’t know why I like her. I’d say lock her up and let her paint forever, I’d like to see what she can come up with. I could be wrong, but she seems highly intelligent-creative. But na, we gotta kill her. Look at all she did, and she’s escaped before. Voldemort: no duuuuh Dolores: Let her live… in solitary confinement. Have security gaurds say stuff to make her paranoid or something, bang on the cage at random times so she never gets sleep and drifts into permanent insanity. The only time she can leave her room cage is for dark arts practice as a torture dummy. People might think I’m overreacting and becoming evil myself. Maybe, I dunno, I’ll worry about that later. In the meantime, I’m gonna brainstorm some new methods of torture. I mean old school regular torture too. She should experience a wide variety of torture for as long as possible. Is there a spell for prolonging life? It’d be nice to make her suffer as long as magically possible. And can we automate any of this with robots? She needs to be tortured severely, but I don’t want her screams haunting anyone else’s dreams.
aww, what happened a long time ago?
go team asexual! Sorry, humans, but I’m not physically attracted to men and straight women outside the friend zone confuse and annoy the ever loving fuck out of me within 2 months.
*you’re. (son of dick I can’t believe I just did that)
yea but there’s a fine line between cuddling and snuggle fucking. When your in true love (and lust, of course), snuggle fucking is fun for anyone, even straight men.
1) Harry Potter, cuddling
2) sports, a few beers, computers, guitar
3) my couch, close with my mom, laughing
4) social justice, my animals, cuddling, Harry Potter I’ve never felt so confused in my life ;)
The only Fuzzbead video I’ve ever liked. I laughed so hard my cat looked at me funny and just walked off. Don’t get me wrong, I love the dumbed-down giant-font lists. That’s the format that looks good on you. But you surprisingly wore this video very well.