I’ve never hated a character as hard as Dolores, rage overflow. I think the best actors have to be the bad guys for the movie to work. Like in the NFL, your fastest guys gotta be on defense. They don’t get as much fan love, but they know they’re the best. Whoever Dolores is, she nailed that part, the quintessential evil teacher. I’d probly hate her in public before snapping out of it remembering she’s just an actor. Hypothetically, if I had the power&responsibility to decide fates (yes, this is gonna get f’d up real quick): Snape - Let him live, no questions. 2faced double agent, but double agents provide crucial info to the good side. Besides, dude poured his heart out. My intuition says he’s plenty good enough. And if I rewatch the movies and remember things clearly again, my logic would probly say the same. Draco - he’s harmless for now, too soon to call. But let’s keep an eye on him. Rita: She’s so intrusive, spreads rumors, condescending, highly disrespectful piece of shit. I see right thru her game of loaded questions. Killing her wouldn’t be right. But I reallly want to kill her so bad. Argh, this job is tough. I dunno, make her work a minimum wage job with constant customer interaction and overbearing authority, those suck bad enough. Cornelius Fudge - nahh he was just scared. We all were. He wadn’t brave, but not all have that trait. He can still MC the games, but should honorably retire as Minister. Dementors - wtf can those even die? I mean, yea let’s kill them if we can, obviously. Prof Quirell - eh. I don’t like him, but Voldemort was too powerful. I could only imagine the back of my head going thru all that. Let him live, but trust me, I’m not happy about it. Yaxley - I barely remember him. I’ll rewatch the movies and get back to you. The Dursleys - ha! I love how that guy over-acted so hard cheese it came full circle and I actually liked it. That gif perfectly captures it. But seriously, wipe that whole family out. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll feel bad about it, but it needs to be done. 9,8,7: kill em. Gellert Grindelwald: Can’t remember, but I take it from the description he’s all about mudblood extermination? If so, that’s a no brainer, off with his head. Pettigrew: I think he’s in the ultra slim vin diagram overlap between evil and cowardice. So eager to say/do the right thing…when others are watching. Can’t trust that. And that betrayal tho, he gotta go. Barty Crouch Jr: bad dad, rough childhood, fine. But if that’s a reason for evil, then it’s the same reason for thinning the herd of evil, right? But if you’re uncomfy thinkin like that, then just look at his crime list and tell me we shouldn’t kill him just for justice’s sake. Bellatrix: I don’t know why I like her. I’d say lock her up and let her paint forever, I’d like to see what she can come up with. I could be wrong, but she seems highly intelligent-creative. But na, we gotta kill her. Look at all she did, and she’s escaped before. Voldemort: no duuuuh Dolores: Let her live… in solitary confinement. Have security gaurds say stuff to make her paranoid or something, bang on the cage at random times so she never gets sleep and drifts into permanent insanity. The only time she can leave her room cage is for dark arts practice as a torture dummy. People might think I’m overreacting and becoming evil myself. Maybe, I dunno, I’ll worry about that later. In the meantime, I’m gonna brainstorm some new methods of torture. I mean old school regular torture too. She should experience a wide variety of torture for as long as possible. Is there a spell for prolonging life? It’d be nice to make her suffer as long as magically possible. And can we automate any of this with robots? She needs to be tortured severely, but I don’t want her screams haunting anyone else’s dreams.