good, go starve to death.
Killing vegetables is violent too.
^I just no-reactioned you with a broken heart.
I still need to visit the New Orleans Insectarium and eat me some bugs. It’s a museum of insects, but they also have chefs that cook em up. Those bugs probably have a nice crunchy texture. It’s only gross when you see people eating live bugs and slimy slugs and stuff with no seasoning and flavor and stuff. To biologists, insects are in the animal kingdom, technically. But to us regulars, they’re kinda in between plants and animals. They move and they don’t photosynthesize. But we can’t bond with them whatsoever. And they’re high in protein, which is pretty much the only thing meat is good for, so they’re a great substitute. We can admire them while they’re alive, and not feel too bad about killing and eating them. You vegans kill vegetables, you don’t feel bad about that do you? So where do you draw the line? Insects are that blurry line. People need to get more open minded about insects. They’re pretty cool when you think about it. They’re like tiny dinosaurs, only more awesome cause they have more than four legs and weird eyes and antennas. And there’s tons of variety in the insect (phylum, class, idk?) Call me crazy, but I’m all about that spiritual “we’re all stardust we’re all connected” bullshit. Those bugs can sense our fear or aggression and negativity. I’ve never been stung by a bee, poisoned by a spider or snake, bit by a dog… nothing. (Ok I’ve been bit by ants, stepping in their pile, and I was bit by a caterpillar when I was like 4 cause I picked it up and messed) You gotta respect life - not because some bible or qu’ran told you to, but because life is pretty awesome (and because I told you to).
wait, yea, why isn’t Hermoine in Ravenclaw?
look at all these gryffindor sheeple
(I just noticed spell check accepts “gryffindor.” and I googled, seems there are no previous/alternate definitions. interesting)
Chappelle’s “I Know Black People” game show bit was classic.
Jews making fun of jews is always fun.
White people making fun of other white people who put their kids on leashes is always acceptable. But yall… yall are on the attack? Don’t let us white devils corrupt your pure body & soul like that. Don’t sink to our low. “You people” are better than this.
“Xenophobes are the worst, I am accepting of all cultures from around the world…
Except from the south, those savages are disgusting.”
-closed-minded idiot from the north.
I am not good. I am a bad person :( I don’t know how to Herminey
Oh get off your high horse and just embrace the plagiarism already, Fuzzbead has been doing this since their inception.
yea the teletubbies pic was the only one that looked decent (and terrifying)
I got a coworker who hates Nicholas Cage with a passion, uses Chrome, and will leave his pc unlocked when we go on breaks. #3 is gonna happen.
They got ALL 3!