17 Reasons We Know The Owls Are Up To Something

The owls are planning something. We’re not sure what, but it’s not going to be good.

1. They Plot Silently


Everything’s going to be just fine, human.

2. They Infiltrate Our Chariots


Fear.

3. They Don’t Fear The Great Hunter


This is your super soldier, humans?

4. They Change Form


You could be talking to an owl now, and you wouldn’t know it.

5. They’re Invincible


Your weapons are feeble.

6. They Are Basically Ghosts


The eyes…

7. The Eyes Never Leave You


She’s dancing with him, but her eyes…

8. They Defeat Our Strongest Shields


Resistance is futile.

9. They Grow New Heads


Like the Hydra of legend, they sprout new heads.

10. They Swivel Their Heads Too Far For Comfort


There’s something unsettling about this.

11. They Access The Nether Realm Through Their Portal


No man dares enter.

12. They Guard The Portal That No Mortal May Enter


You shall not pass.

13. They Don’t Care About Whatever You Just Said


Run. You’ve angered him.

14. They Survive Sub-Zero Temperatures


Chillin’.

15. They Outrun Our Fastest Foot Soldiers


And they can fly. No fair.

16. Their Battle Dance Confuses Our Troops


What’s he planning?

17. They Challenge Our Fearless Leader


They make us lose faith in our ruler’s bravery.

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