That’s not how cup sizes work…

No fair! I wanted to see a World Vagina Size map.

mother russiaaa! За любовь!

*looks at Colombia on the map* *looks down at tiny boobs* LOL

Here I thought penis envy was bad… All the comments sound like they were written by small breasted and bitter women. “If you have big boobs, it’s because you’re fat, nothing else.” Sheesh, ladies.

Lets see a map plotting obesity in women by country placed side by side with this map. I suspect there would be a correlation. Many morbidly obese women have very large breasts.

The US only got ahead of us Brits through surgery >:(

To Russia I Moscow

This may boost the business of Russian Mail-Order Brides.

This chart seems to be forgetting the golden rule: If your stomach is the same size as your tits, you’re disqualified. Factor that into the equation and get back to me. I’m sure the results would be much more normalized. All it tells me right now is that America and Germany are a bunch of fat fucks. Which everyone knows anyways.

That explains it. I’m half Russian.

Isn’t this map just proportional to how fat women are in the country in question?

the best one is the one in your hand. I mean, my hand.

THAT’S IT IM MOVING TO RUSSIA.

i like them real whether they are an A cup or a D.

No wonder African men love me and white boys diss me, fat ass and small boobs, I’de fit right in over there!!

Unlike penis size, breast size might correlate with weight. And is this natural breast size we’re talking about here?

I can haz band sizes too? Cup sizes are only half of the ‘breast’ size. A 32D=36B…

No wonder I keep seeing those “Busty Russian” ads on the internet…