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Can You Guess Who’s More Stupid: Drunk People Or Kids?

Using stories from Reddit’s Drunk Or A Kid, can you figure out which is which? The results may surprise you.

  1. 1. I puked on the dog, cried, and tried to clean it off with my shoes.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  2. 2. Ate A Power Ranger Action Figure Because I Felt Sick And Thought It Would "Fight Off The Infection."
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  3. 3. I was at a party, was at the top of some stairs, tried to do a backflip and clacked my head open.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  4. 4. Woke up throwing up. Threw up on an electrical cable. Hid it under the bed so no one would realize that's why the electricity was out.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  5. 5. At a whole block of red cheddar cheese, got sick on my sister, went to sleep next to the back door.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  6. 6. Pooped in a tennis ball can and put it in a neighbors mailbox.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  7. 7. Threw up in my aunt's bathroom, cried until my mom came and cleaned me up.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  8. 8. Cleaned my teeth, walked out of the bathroom, spat the toothpaste on the floor then peed on it.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  9. 9. Sleeping in the nude, get trapped between the bed and the wall, panick, and proceed to fall asleep.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  10. 10. Stuck my head in the couch cushion, threw up, then fell asleep till parents came home.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  11. 11. Got trapped in my pitch-black bathroom because I couldn't find the door or the light switch.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  12. 12. Tore a branch off a tree, then brought it inside proclaiming that I had found the family a Christmas tree.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  13. 13. Threw a fork at my brother's face, it got stuck in his forehead and he had to go to the hospital.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  14. 14. I puked all over my clothes, but tried to 'wash' them by flushing them down the toilet.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid
  15. 15. Passed out in the middle of the grocery store.
    1. Drunk
    2. Kid

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