Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
Ferris/Matthew Broderick:
The maître d'/Jonathan Schmock
Principal Rooney/Jeffrey Jones
Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez/Mike Vitar
Squints/Chauncey Leopardi
Wendy Peffercorn/Marley Shelton
Tim Murphy/Joseph Mazzello
Lex Murphy/Ariana Richards
Dr. Ellie Sattler/Laura Dern
That really annoying kid/Whit Hertford
The Childlike Empress/Tami Stronach
Michael/Robert MacNaughton
Ralphie/Peter Billingsley
Inigo Montoya/Mandy Patinkin
Prince Humperdinck/Chris Sarandon
Count Tyrone Rugen/Christopher Guest
Sean Murray/Thackary Binx
Sarah Sanderson/Sarah Jessica Parker
Winnie Sanderson/Bette Midler
Mary Sanderson/Kathy Najimy
And, for good measure, here's what Beans from "Even Stevens" looks like now: