1.
The guy pooping in a public bathroom BAREFOOT:
2.
The guy walking around Walmart BAREFOOT:
3.
The guy abusing this poor treadmill BAREFOOT:
4.
The guy walking around a Chick-fil-A parking lot BAREFOOT:
5.
The guy using an innocent ATM BAREFOOT:
6.
The guy in pursuit of higher education BAREFOOT:
7.
The guy riding the subway BAREFOOT:
8.
The guy getting banana peppers on his sandwich in a Subway restaurant BAREFOOT:
9.
The guy pumping gas BAREFOOT:
10.
The guy walking around Target BAREFOOT:
11.
The guy getting carnitas on his Chipotle burrito BAREFOOT:
12.
The guy at Wendy's BAREFOOT:
13.
The guy in McDonald's BAREFOOT:
14.
The guy walking around Taco Bell BAREFOOT:
15.
The guy giving everyone in the movie theater a preview of his feet, which are BAREFOOT:
16.
The guy in Rite Aid with his dirty BAREFOOT feet:
17.
The guy riding the bus BAREFOOT:
18.
The guy about to be 30,000 feet in the air BAREFOOT:
19.
And the guy getting an extra shot of espresso BAREFOOT:
REMEMBER: SHOES ARE YOUR FRIEND.